celebrity shit

celebrity
n.

1. Renown; fame.
2. A famous person.

antonym: nobody

shit
1. Excrement.
2. Things; items.
3. Insolent talk or behavior.
4. Trouble or difficulty.
5. a. Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally
    unacceptable.
    b. A mean or contemptible person.


Celebrity Shit Facts:

The average person spends 167 hours a year sitting on the toilet.

The average person reads while sitting on the toilet.

The minimum amount of celebrity content in the average American magazine or newspaper is 10% or more.

High levels of celebrity worship have been linked with depression, anxiety, body-image problems and addiction.

Celebrities are consumables.

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